Another Baby Question?
November 30, 2009
Ok, I asked about the pain of labor before, but this time I have a different scare–ever since I was little, and I have NO idea why, I always was scared to have a baby because I’ve seen Lifetime movies and other movies when the mother would die either before, after, or during giving birth. How often does this happen? I can’t seem to find anything online.
What Are Some Things You Would Ask For Before You Die?
November 30, 2009
Not money, gifts, or things like that. But personal things, i.e. keeping your family protected or something.
What Is The Name Of This Musical/movie?
November 30, 2009
What movie has a little girl who takes music lessons at an old man’s house every afternoon? I’ve seen it 10+ years ago. I know he was an old/scarred hermit and dies before the end of the movie. At the very end, she sings a very inspirational song to a crowd like apart of a competition.
That’s all I can remember… Please help!
Why Do I Feel That I Will Die Before The Age Of 30?
November 30, 2009
I’m 29. I’ve felt this way for a very long time. I don’t know why 30 is significant. No one I know had died at that age. I’ve been very depressed and feel the date weighing down on me.
Where Would You Want To Visit Before You Die?
November 30, 2009
If money is no concern.
Are These Funny?
November 29, 2009
Rehab is for quiters
Just because you can reproduce doesn’t mean you should
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
S/he who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private……failure in full view.
The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The problem with the gene pool is that there are no lifeguards.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlights of an approaching train
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
And whose cruel idea was it to put an “S” in the word “Lisp”?
If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him….Is he still wrong?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide….is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?
Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals won’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous
Police Station toilet stolen….Cops have nothing to go on.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
A thing not worth doing isn’t worth doing well.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
The meek shall inherit the earth…..after we’re through with it.
If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.
Ham and Eggs: A day’s work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.
Jesus loves you! It’s everybody else that thinks you’re a twat.
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Don’t get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It’s a lot easier on you.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
When blondes have more fun do they know it?
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Losing a girlfriend can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible.
Jesus is coming! Look Busy.
My Wild Oats Have turned to Shredded Wheat!
Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?
Seen it all. Done it all. Can’t remember most of it.
Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade!
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect it back.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
There’s no future in time travel.
Laughing stock — cattle with a sense of humor?
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
For sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Swimming is good for you, especially if your drowning
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I want patience… AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can’t.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
It’s sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
Karaoke is Japanese for “Tone Deaf”
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A day without sunshine is like night.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
Alzheimer’s advantage: New friends every day.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As long as I can remember, I’ve had amnesia.
Bigamy: one wife too many.Monogamy: same thing
Bombs don’t kill people, explosions kill people.
Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events.
Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather! … not screaming and terrified like his passengers.
Do not put statements in the negative form.
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven’t got.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
I couldn’t care less about apathy.
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
I like kids, but I don’t think I could eat a whole one.
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now
Do You Have A “bucket List”?
November 29, 2009
If you haven’t seen the movie with that title, do you have a list of things that you want to accomplish before you die? What’s on your list?
What Impact Are You Wanting To Leave On The World Before You Die?
November 29, 2009
Do you want to do anything big or change something?
What Happens If One Of The Candidates Die Before The Election?
November 29, 2009
does the running vp automatically become the running pres.?
Ok Im Kind Of Scared..situation?
November 29, 2009
my sister acts posessed.she has alot of severe symptoms and all mental or retional explainable reasons are ruled out
she has frequent memory loss of stuff she used to talk about all the time. she talks like she dosnt know herself. detailed things i know she would know she now has no idea. the only way i know them is because she told me them before she changed and became posessed. she used to talk about them all the time to me..
she cant remember her siblings middle names,our birthdays, she knows her birthday and middle name. she dosnt know anything ABOUT her favorite actor, fav song, fav food, fav color. just identifying information she always talked about. her favorite movies. she cant rmember food she was allergic to..
she eats food like crazy now that she used to say she was allergic too. like eggs for example she always hated anything with eggs in it and avoided it her entire life… now she eats eggs like its her favorite food. she buys stuff that has extra eggs in it. egg salads, tuna with eggs in it when she could have bought the tuna with no eggs
she choses food she claimed she was allergic to over things she used to eat
she cant remember her favorite color. she claimed she never heard her favorite song before or saew her favorite movie, before she was posessed her and i both saw the movie togather like 8 times, reruns and on dvd and tv. she had the radio and cd in the room with me and we listened to the song togeather like 10 times so i know she heard the song..
now she claims she never saw it or heard the song and gets offensive when i tell her im certain she did, and she lashes out and gets angry, she also has an odd look on her face when she says it like an odd stare her pupils are dilated. so clearly something has changed
she cant recall identyfing info on her like her fav movie, food, snack, song, life goalsm, morals
she has no morals now and says she hates god
she attempts to get other people to break their religion. she tells me god hates me and that im alone and that no one ever loved me
she puts me down and curses and taunts me
she smirks and says she wants to torture people.
she also began predicting things and they all came true. she predicts tradgedies and tells me them and smirks and within weeks they happen. even unlikely unbelievable things.. like a plane crashing, a fire etc.. a certain healthy person who dies.
she says them smirking like she wants it to happen, shes not scared about them like a normal psychic would be who had a dream.then when they come on the news in a few weeks after saying them she smirks and acts happy about what happened. like she has this dusturbed cruel look on her face like you would see on adolf hitlers face a certain look, a demonic look.. she has a strange stare and her pupils are often dilated. ive never seen her face like this
she acts strange like she is not the same,her personality is strange and very different its the opposite how it was before she was posessed. everything she does and says now is the exact opposite of how she used to be. even things she stood strongly about shes opposite
i know her very well to know this is not a normal variation or normal life situation. people can change but usually not severely drastic overnight and they usually dont let go of their life morals, goals and values like that.. her hopes and dreams are different now then when before she was posessed. shes a cruel person now who is not easy to talk to anymore. shes very cruel now. she used to be the kindest person before she was posessed.now she is hard to talk to. every time i attempt to talk or say hello to her she snaps at me and hangs up on me or gives me atleast 3 insults or put downs in all the conversations. i had a pen and paper and counted all the insults in each conversation i had with her on the phone and there were anywhere from 3-20 in a less then 20 minute conversation. i know to expect put downs now so when i call her i have a pen and paper handy and write down how many insults and put downs and then i write the name calling., she calls me names too and curses at me even if i try to say hello or be nice. shes not responsive like she used to be
i even gave her gifts and she curses at me and puts me down
she acts very different. shes sexually promisciouse now and we come from a very religous non christian family where premarital sex is forbidden.and shes not the type of person to kiss on a first date or be physical with guys, she was a feminist before she became posessed. she used to always stand and say men shouldnt take advantage and she would complain how other people shouldnt let a guy be physical with them because they will use the girl.. they should wait a long time to see if the guy is in love and want marriage before they even let a guy kiss them or be physical.. and i agreed with her. she used to talk about many female topics and was a big feminist and for female rights..
now she talks bad about women and sa